In the Jersey and In the Moment
Okay I am leaving New Jersey in less than 12 hours and I am happy with that thought.
I have learned so much this 'Kidsmas' season on my east coast journey:
10) Avoid at all costs the Stomach Flu or any virus that makes your body express itself out of every orfice.
9) Thinking that leaving at 5am on December 25th is a good idea; next time just pour liquid drano down your ear drums.
8) Eating before 8am is meant for the senior citizen community, unless you never went to bed in which case it is a requirement.
7) Cats that have front claws hurt no matter what you put down on the floor.
6) "Long Term Care Facility" is a code name for NURSING HOME no matter how much you say it.
5) If you are taking more than 20 medications daily then you are dying.
4) iPods need more battery power.
3) Hospitals will make you sicker than you were in the first place.
2) New Jersey seems to have the most concentrated amount of Doctors from India - which normally would not be any problem but them not speaking english can be...
1) The best thing about late night hotel television besides the FREE ADULT MOVIE PREVIEWS is catching up on all my PAID PROGRAMMING. I am now the proud owner of the www.DoggySteps.com and www.buythebullet.com !
I have learned so much this 'Kidsmas' season on my east coast journey:
10) Avoid at all costs the Stomach Flu or any virus that makes your body express itself out of every orfice.
9) Thinking that leaving at 5am on December 25th is a good idea; next time just pour liquid drano down your ear drums.
8) Eating before 8am is meant for the senior citizen community, unless you never went to bed in which case it is a requirement.
7) Cats that have front claws hurt no matter what you put down on the floor.
6) "Long Term Care Facility" is a code name for NURSING HOME no matter how much you say it.
5) If you are taking more than 20 medications daily then you are dying.
4) iPods need more battery power.
3) Hospitals will make you sicker than you were in the first place.
2) New Jersey seems to have the most concentrated amount of Doctors from India - which normally would not be any problem but them not speaking english can be...
1) The best thing about late night hotel television besides the FREE ADULT MOVIE PREVIEWS is catching up on all my PAID PROGRAMMING. I am now the proud owner of the www.DoggySteps.com and www.buythebullet.com !
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